yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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