Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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