The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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