It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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