her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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