if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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