After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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