Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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