I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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