Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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