I must be too annoying 4 u.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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