the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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