eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Semen is not good for contacts.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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