i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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