allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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