My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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