we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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