the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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