turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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