i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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