hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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