I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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