Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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