Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Panties = found
I forget how to act sober
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