is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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