Girls should come with a carfax report
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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