she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was like eating out sand paper
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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