whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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