oh god the rape fog is back!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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