I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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