So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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