Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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