I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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