is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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