the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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