I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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