marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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