Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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