Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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