wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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