there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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