Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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