Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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