Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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