i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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