Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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