You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
