I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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