there was a trapeze. enough said
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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