so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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