You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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We are two peas in an std pod
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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