Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
are you so shy because you have an std?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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