Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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