Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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